I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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