So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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