I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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