i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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