If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sext me about skeletons
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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