They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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