exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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