pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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