He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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