capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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