I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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