I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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