3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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