Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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