Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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