420 ftw
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He has the fingertips of a God
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