you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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