She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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