We named our party play list daddy issues
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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