They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
40s are totally the cure
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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