great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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