Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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