so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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