everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Come on in and take your pants off
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