I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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