we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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