Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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