Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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