Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?