Got a toothbrush?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?