You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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