:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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