thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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