big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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