'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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