Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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