jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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