you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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