Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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