Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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