He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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