if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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