We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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