And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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