you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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