I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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