drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
