TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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