Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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