i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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