why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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