His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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