you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
