maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
