Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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