this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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